My Life According To...

Alright, alright, alright...

Let me update you on the past couple of days:

Move out of apartment

Pick up my carry-on camo bag while hauling the first load of crap over to the new house.

I was pumped. However, the zipper on my bag was not shut all the way...I had a shaving razor inside the bag that decided to fall out at the moment I dropped the bag to the ground because I decided it was too heavy for me to carry with the 1,000 other things I had hanging off my shoulders.

 So, let's just say that the shaving razor decided to slide down my leg...

Yep, five and a half hours later and thankfully, no stitches. One tetanus shot and a pretty gnarly laceration on my calf...didn't even cry.

What a boss!

Let's just say that I had a pretty good excuse for missing the first day of moving.

Never letting my razors hang out of my bag again.

I don't know if I will be able to shave my legs for a while.

Genius.

On another note...

I am obsessed

with my Bella baby.

She sleeps

and sleeps

oh, and she snores...

You can hear my mom banging stuff in the background so listen very closely.

Can't get enough of her.

She definitely deserves 

a cookie

and a cupcake

 and some of this sweet tea bread.

Spoiled.

Me and Bella will be chilling while I drink coffee (from my new Keurig) in my fave cup.

Life is Beautiful.

Happy Sunday!

MANGIA!!!