My Life According To...

Happy Sunday all!

Here is my life according to my IPhone for the past week. 

I know all of you just itch in anticipation for this post (hardy-har-har).

So, we all know that last Sunday I got food poisoning 

Taco Cabana NO MAS!

Two days down, 1 shot in the butt, back on my feet

and eating petite blueberry almond oatmeal scones.

 I'm a champ...did some pool-side lounging.

Made some absolutely terrible pork meatballs.

 I just love it when experiments blow up in my face. 

Lunch this week: Swiss chard tuna salad wraps with pineapple

oh, and some roasted eggplant

and baba ghanoush.

Guess what?

 I didn't win the lotto...which totally put a dent in my plans for Saturday, where I planned to buy my island dream house, escape to Italy, and buy my life savings in Chanel purses.

Instead, I bought some Biscoff cookies, and Biscoff cookie butter

that made me feel 10x's better!

I also went on a Farmer's Market excursion with Dad, we bought some kettle corn.

Kettle corn for breakfast anyone?

I also bought some mulberries...blackberries in disguise?

My little Yorkie Princess has a life of hard knocks...she sleeps 24/7/365.

 It's a problem.

This morning...early coffee...I don't know why I drink this crap.

Oh, oh, and the best donuts in the world!

Haters gonna hate.

Oh, oh, and the best part: donut support for mom at the half marathon.

THE END!

MANGIA!!!